Things that have actually come out of my mouth

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Since becoming a mother, I've heard things that I never, ever thought would exit my mouth. Things like the following:

"Sweetie, please don't stick your fingers in the dog's butt"
"Quit licking the floor"
"Honey, get a towel! She's leaking!"
"If you want to go to the zoo, you have to wear pants"
"Quit running away, I need to look in your shorts"

Posted by oballard at 2:24 PM  

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