Guilty Pleasures (holiday edition)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

1. Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas"
2. Ramones - "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)"
3. "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
4. Jimmy Buffett "Christmas Island"
5. Saying "have a nice day" to the militant "Merry Christmas"-ers. They don't quite know what to do with this one....they're loaded for bear if you say "Happy Holidays" though.

Bah Humbug

Thursday, December 13, 2007

What the hell, people? I work the cash register. I don't know you. If your feet hurt or you didn't get that Christmas bonus, it's not my fault. If your team lost, your wife yelled at you or your kids don't visit enough - not my fault. If you thought we had a book and we don't - not my fault. The weather's yucky, parking is bad, and the price of gas is high? Not. My. Fault. So don't take it out on me....please?

The First Five Minutes

Monday, December 10, 2007

Welcome to Five Minutes a Day, where I commit to posting every day, for five minutes. Its like a garage sale in my brain...sometimes you find a diamond in the rough, but mostly its just a lot of someone else's crap.